This is a video of Parisian tattoo artist Gaëtan Le Gargasson inking a tattoo while being filmed in ultra-slow motion. It was pretty mesmerizing to watch. How many tattoos do you have? I have four. Only two of which are always visible, and one of which can only be seen by lovers. Or me if I stand on the bathroom counter and look in the mirror with my head between my legs spreading my buttcheeks. "Ahahahhahhaa, what is it?!" I don't want to say. "Come on!" Promise not to tell anybody? "Promise." The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
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Thanks to Bokonon, who, wait -- heck yeah, Ice-Nine!