This is a brief video of a giant raptor throwing the first pitch at a recent San Diego Padres game (previously: this one who sucked at throwing). Judging from the video, there were literally over a hundred people in attendance. That might be a Padres record. Hoho -- burn. Go Redskins!
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to lilco and Ben, who agree we should go to a Dodgers game and sit in the all-you-can-eat hotdogs and nachos and peanuts and soda section.