Dammit, Darwin: Idiot Crawls From Under Moving Train
This is a video of some thrill-seeking jackass who decided to lay on the train tracks and let a train pass over him. But then he gets bored and decides to crawl out from under the train while it's still passing. Now I'm not saying I wish he'd been crushed, but I'm also not NOT saying it. That's very mature of me and my middle school guidance counselor would be proud. You hear that, Mrs. Beverly?! Oh wait -- Mrs. Beverly was my speech therapist (I used to pronounce R's like W's).
Keep going for the video, skip to 2:00 for the death-defying feat of stupidity.
Thanks to Pokky, who doesn't even feel comfortable putting a foot in front of the little model train that goes around the Christmas tree.