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You're Making It Hard To Eat: Horror Movie Pizza Portraits

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This is a series of horror movie icons (plus Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead because hunk) carved into the cheese of pizzas by Wilhelm Rodriguez of Papa's Pizza in Cabo Rojo, Puerto Rico. I would eat any one of those. But not before covering their faces with sausage and black olives. I don't need Freddy staring at me when I'm trying to eat. Honestly, I don't like anybody looking at me while I eat. That is like, a private thing to me. I don't kick down the bathroom door to watch you masturbate, do I? "Totally different." Totally the same in my book. "Your book is wack." My book is a vintage nudey magazine.

Keep going for Jason, Michal Meyers, Chucky and a couple more.

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Thanks to poop ninja, who can leave a flaming bag of shit on your front doorstep without your dog barking or security lights coming on.

There are Comments.
  • Bad Boy Bubby

    i bet you that pizza tastes like shit

  • 3rdEye

    Haha it's a "Chucky cheese" pizza

  • MustacheHam

    Would it be cool with ya' if I use this in a comic? You'll be mentioned in the reference.

  • 3rdEye

    If that's directed to me then feel free. Just let me know when I should expect my millions in royalties. GW I'll let you get 5% as a finder's fee.

  • MustacheHam

    Here's the comic link: http://fav.me/d7dt74s
    I hope ya' find this funny. The currency it does bring in is in form o' laughter. :D

  • GW GW GW GW

    THANKS!

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