What the -- 100% cotton?!
Because life is hard without the right novelty products to make it through the day, here's a compilation of people sucking at life in infomercials. It's got it all -- the woman who can't tie a towel around herself after a shower, people who can't crack eggs, cook pasta or bake brownies, people falling and hurting themselves, and some dude whose pecker explodes in a penis pump. Fine, I'm kidding about that last one. I've heard that can happen though, that's why I don't mess with those things. Kidding again, I don't mess with those things because I was blessed. Fun fact: did you know the expression, "Like a bull in a china shop" was originally, "Like a naked GW in a china shop" but they changed it because the imagery made it hard for people to concentrate on what they were being told? That's true. Also, if the people in these commercials really sucked at life this hard they'd all be f***ng dead.
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Thanks to Louis, who auditioned for an infomercial once but didn't get the part because he couldn't act totally inept.