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Topless Woman In Thong Goes Ape$#!T At McDonald's, Drinks Straight From Ice Cream Machine

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Yes, of course Florida.

This the CCTV footage of a topless woman in a thong (presumably on drink/drugs) going bonkers in a McDonald's. She yells at the employees, beats her head on the counter a couple times, climbs behind the counter and proceeds to knock a bunch of shit over, then drinks straight from the soft-serve machine like we've all dreamed of. Afterward, she casually makes herself a cone before wandering off towards the fries. God, I really hope this is not some kid's mom. I think we can all agree she'd make a f***ing kickass baby sitter though.

Keep going for the video, the toplessness is censored.

Thanks to William L, who has gone twice as wild in a Burger King before.

There are Comments.
  • cardstock

    The sad thing is, I bet the employees who posted this video get in way more trouble than this woman ever does.

  • The Alchemist

    I'd hit it.

  • Bad Boy Bubby

    there's a guy trying to order food while she's trashing the place....He's the real hero of the day

  • Richelle Howes

    I THINK that was the manager..

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    It already became routine.

  • basejabber

    Badabababa! She's lovin' it!

  • I don't remember going to Florida.

  • Fate Jacket X

    you got me. I was trying to peek at her rack.

  • Guest

    she is the man, can't wait for zombie apocalypse when we can all act like that.

  • Nope

    Or you could just go to Florida and act like that. It's not like it'd be any different for those living there.

  • darabe

    Turn down for what?

  • Guest

    a mcflurry?

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