This is the Bibliochaise from Nobody & Co. It's a chair that can hold up to 300 books or even more nudey magazines. You have to email them for the price though which means it's gonna be ungodly expensive. Anybody here a carpenter? "I am." YES -- please tell me your name is Joseph. "It is." Holy smokes, where's your son?! I only ask because I'm having a pool party this weekend and it's always been a dream of mine to swim in wine. Plus everyone will think it's a super cool party and I will make new friends so I can ditch the pieces of shit I hang out with now.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Martyn, who agrees there's nothing like sticking your nose deep in the crack of an old book and giving it a whiff.