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Party Time: Viagra-Dosed Champagne Flavored Ice Cream

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This is 'The Arousal', a champagne flavored ice cream that packs 25mg (the lowest dose pill) of Viagra in each scoop. Make yourself a sundae and rock a week-long boner! The ice cream was developed by Charlie Harry Francis of Lick Me I'm Delicious (of $225/scoop glow-in-the-dark ice cream fame) for what sounds like some sort of sex party. Me? I'll take a pizza party over a sex party any day.

The concoction was apparently dreamt up to satisfy an "A-list" celebrity client who wanted something special for a party. And, according to Francis, the guests were "very happy with the end result."

The end result being what exactly? A roomful of dudes with boners? Because that is not my dream world. Besides, you don't need to add Viagra to ice cream for it to give you a boner. Ice cream should do it on its own. "I've eaten it before and didn't get one." Try rubbing it on your nuts.

Thanks to an idiot friend of mine. You know who you are, Terry.

There are Comments.
  • Why say no when you can say yes. I'm all for my guy eating some of this and having an awesome night...just sayin.

  • Chad Winters

    seriously dangerous, there are a lot of criteria doctors check to make sure it is safe to give someone Viagra and many interactions with other meds. This would be a good way to kill someone. And giving prescription meds without a medical license is definitely illegal.

  • Azariel_z

    was the celebrity perhaps Charlie Sheen???

  • Miso Corny

    Everyday GW you make me laugh. I'm addicted to this site and check it every day just to humor myself. Of all of the things that I have read that have made me laugh so hard out loud til I cried or peed my pants, nothing caught me as off guard as "try rubbing it on your nuts"

    LMAO

    It's lines like that which make me wish you were an android that would never die. Can we replace Johnny Depp with you and transcend you? I need you forever LOL

  • Smivey

    Pretty damn certain this is illegal. Also, they can't really control the dosage, so you might be sending a lot of dudes to the emergency room. Fun.

  • Rick_McRockock

    Yeah i call bullshit on this one too. It just seems like the kind of story someone makes up to sound cool at a party... "this one time... I totally put Viagra in some ice cream and served it at a party... And things got crraaazzzy". Sure you did, douche bag.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    And we will have a lot of fat dudes with ice cream overdosis.

  • NRA

    Yeah, 'cause fat people can't control themselves, LOL! Seriously? Go back to 1st grade.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I don't hear about skinny people eating a whole bucket of ice cream often.

  • Guest

    I do. like all the time. they're the only ones who can ever finish our icecream challenge at work. Usually its the 80lb girl who dragged her friends there anyway.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I meant "skinny people don't eat a bucket often" but the way I wrote was ambiguous. People who eat a lot in contests don't do it everyday.

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