This is a short video of a live news broadcast when a worker realizes he's on camera, panics, then drops to his stomach and crawls off stage. Me? I would have pretended like I didn't notice I was on camera and spent an uncomfortable amount of time adjusting my crotch so my penis is pointed down the right leg hole and not the left one because it feels weird when its down that one and I'm convinced it makes me walk funny.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to BBQ, who sounds like a great idea this weekend. Or -- OR -- A CAT CIRCUS.