Remember the FlaskTie for men? Well now the makers are back with the FlaskScarf for women. Each $25 scarf (which comes in a variety of colors and stripes) has a hidden bladder than can hold up to 8-ounces of booze. Pregnant? Fill it with juice instead! Not pregnant? Get drunk and get pregnant! I'm kidding, please don't do that. I mean you can, but I don't think the guy you're dating is right for you. I could be wrong, but I'm not. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. "Did you just quote Darth Vader while giving relationship advice?" No...I am your father! "Just stop." I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Shawn, who either works for or owns the company and didn't send me a Flask Tie like I asked for last time so he's lucky I love booze enough to post these anyways.