This is a video of a jawbreaker getting torn up in a blender filmed in super slow motion. You remember the giant 4-inch jawbreaker you convinced your parents to let you get one summer when you were growing up? The one that came in a little plastic case you could wear around your neck for storage while you worked on it over several days? I finished mine. It f***ed my mouth up, but I finished it. Then I smoked a whole pack of candy cigarettes to celebrate. Twelve years later, diabetes.
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Thanks to carey, who loves candy so much she beelines it to the Sweet Factory first thing whenever she goes to the mall.