I Did Not Know That Was A Thing: 'Epic Pen Spinning'
This is 'Epic Pen Spinning', a video of pen spinners Ian Jenson and PPM spinning the everliving shit out of some pens. It's worth a watch, even if you just skip around. These aren't cheap Bic pens though, these things are PRECISION BALANCED WRITING INSTRUMENTS. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Does it involve your ass?" Maybe. "Does it involve what one of these would feel like up there?" I'M TIRED OF SHARPIES.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Lauren, who once spun a pen in class so hard the cap flew off and hit her teacher right in the buttcheek. Whoa, direct hit!