Eating On Uranus: Solar System Planets Plate Set

This is the $45 When the Planets A-Dine Plate Set available from Modcloth (who also sell some of my favorite dresses) next month. It includes all officially recognized planets in our solar system. Come on, would it have killed you to include a little Pluto saucer? That poor f***er. Hey -- I know how it feels, Pluto. I got kicked off the debate team in high school for constantly yelling, "ADMIT IT -- YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!"

Dine in planetary splendor with this astronomical plate set - available for purchase in May! A complete solar system of eight lightweight melamine dishes make up this set, each boasting an original watercolor portrait of a universal neighbor. With these colorful plates orbiting your dinner table, marveled guests will surely gravitate toward their cosmic charm!

Each plate has the planet's name on the back, as well as its astrological symbol. Plus a warning that the plates are NOT microwave save. So don't put them in there. Despite their name, Toaster Strudels are still a go. PROTIP: Use all the icing packets on a single strudel.

Keep going for closeups.

Thanks to cocoa, who apparently found the plates looking for a dress. OMG -- I've done the same thing at Anthropologie before!