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Damn Rich People: $250/Roll Gold Embossed Toilet Paper


Finally, some decent Happy Birthday and wedding themed ass-wiping paper!

This is the $250/roll gold foil embossed toilet paper produced by German manufacturer Tissue Design (previously: $1.3-million a roll 22-karat gold toilet paper -- this is the pauper's version). It's not an April Fools' joke, it's a real product. That way you can have gold embossed Happy Birthday toilet paper at your next party. And I will steal it. I don't care if everybody else is leaving skid marks in their underwear, I'm putting that shit on eBay.

Thanks to Dino, who surprisingly wrote in English instead of RAWRs.

There are Comments.
  • Frédéric Purenne

    If I could waste 250$/roll I'd buy a bidet!



  • Exophrine

    As David Cross once said, "If that's not the ultimate FUCK YOU to poor people, I don't know what is..."

  • lorrrd

    Since money is only virtual - for sure the betrayed mediocre middle-class feels "fucked"
    Imagine , poor people don`t envy that kind of "crap-crap" - clap clap
    Wealthy fucks do a lot of BS 2 impress & show off with their soulless existence , yeah & they often reach that goal ! Degenerated , spoilt , hateful visages (guess from generations of incest + disdain of ancestors) which were looking totally lost & dead - while trying 2 appear satanic or at least wicked !
    Thats the price to pay ! Bon Mot de ... moi : " Le prix pour le Mepris "
    *Sidenote : still lil Compassion left from the bottom !
    Millionaires get milked every single day by another unnecessary bling-bling-item.
    Imbecile as "rappers" , they believe in external Valuation & surface-satisfaction.
    Would be depressing if it comes to light - but media will prevent (that event) !!

  • TyDurd

    anus cancer

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I wonder if it is economically viable to extract gold from riches garbage and sewers...

  • lorrrd

    Do not refer them as rich !!! they` re mostly poor on most things !

    In a material world where everything goes wrong - these fookers are also just the fuel same as ordinary fkn folks !

    At least items lookin $hitty ... mission accomplished - these backdoor-lovers from hi†ler-land ...

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