Cuddling: Sexy Captain Kirk And Spock Body Pillow
Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'your wildest dreams', because I am not into dudes. And by 'dudes' I mean 'these dudes', because I could dry-hump a Captain Picard/Geordi La Forge body pillow till all the stuffing came out.
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Thanks to Artemis, who agrees if you're going to buy one, you might as well buy two and make yourself the meat of a Captain Kirk/Spock sandwich.