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Cuddling: Sexy Captain Kirk And Spock Body Pillow

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Because who hasn't ever dreamed of big-spooning a body pillow with a sexy cartoon Captain Kirk on one side and Spock on the other, Etsy seller IdentityProductions is making all of our wildest dreams come true with this $50 pillow cover. And by 'our wildest dreams' I mean 'your wildest dreams', because I am not into dudes. And by 'dudes' I mean 'these dudes', because I could dry-hump a Captain Picard/Geordi La Forge body pillow till all the stuffing came out.

Keep going for one more shot.

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Thanks to Artemis, who agrees if you're going to buy one, you might as well buy two and make yourself the meat of a Captain Kirk/Spock sandwich.

There are Comments.
  • Shane Smith

    William shatner & Leonard memory look the ideal couple

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Highly illogical.

    and if I you hadn't told me it was Cpt. Kirk I would have thought it was just some guy who took off his yellow shirt. Spock looks like my grandma's former neighbor, an Asian woman.

  • Carissa Lynn Van Raak

    Do not want! :(

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Lol! As someone into men, NOPE!

  • NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPNENOEPNOPENOPENOPENOPE

    NOPE

  • Guest

    at least they gave kirk breasts...

    come to think of it thats some pretty feminine hips/stomach spok is flashin there. whats up with that?

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