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Bug Stuck On Its Back Walks Endlessly On Ball Of Cotton

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This is a video of a little bug stuck on its back and walking on a ball of cotton. Where the hell does he think he's going? I feel like there's a metaphor for life here somewhere. The video is three minutes long, but the person who filmed said he did it for over 3-hours. Did they watch the whole time? I would have. I'm kidding, I would have helped him back on his feet and put him outside like SOMEONE WHO CARES. Proof: I saved the spider that I found in my room before bed last night. "Seriously?" Hell no, I smashed that f***er with a slipper. Ain't no spider crawling in this ass while I'm asleep! "What about when you're awake?" Only if it's consensual.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to Cimber and rob, who would have gotten him to crawl on a stick then put him in a tree. But what if he's afraid of heights? You'll traumatize him!

There are Comments.
  • Tyler Rasmussen

    He did this for over three hours huh?? What happened then? Finally came to the conclusion he was going nowhere fast?

  • cardstock

    This doucher watched this bug for 3 hours? Help a bug out, flip him over.

  • Andyman7714

    He could be carrying the Earth on his back whilst traipsing around a small planet. It's all a matter of perspective isn't it?

  • Ian Patton

    We had the same idea...

    http://youtu.be/gp3LRdkk0iw

  • Marcel Thimm

    attach a dynamo to the cotton and poof! - energy source of the future!

  • Aalok

    It looks like a stinkbug. I hope it did that until it died, nasty little fuckers.

  • Seth

    You're obviously not Buddhist.

  • I bet a larger concept of this could be marketed as the world's most portable treadmill.

  • MustacheHam

    *catches ball on fire* Now you'll feel the burn. >:3

  • nanCY

    Sign him up for the chinese circus!

  • GreyMatter

    I'm sure that they would find him delicious!

  • frag

    do people still first?

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