This is a video of a little bug stuck on its back and walking on a ball of cotton. Where the hell does he think he's going? I feel like there's a metaphor for life here somewhere. The video is three minutes long, but the person who filmed said he did it for over 3-hours. Did they watch the whole time? I would have. I'm kidding, I would have helped him back on his feet and put him outside like SOMEONE WHO CARES. Proof: I saved the spider that I found in my room before bed last night. "Seriously?" Hell no, I smashed that f***er with a slipper. Ain't no spider crawling in this ass while I'm asleep! "What about when you're awake?" Only if it's consensual.
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Cimber and rob, who would have gotten him to crawl on a stick then put him in a tree. But what if he's afraid of heights? You'll traumatize him!