Beautiful Shots Of Clone Trooper Action Figures IRL
This is a photographic series by Malaysian photographer Zahir Batin of clone trooper toys doing their thing in real life. It's reminiscent of this photo series of how stormtroopers spend their day off. If I was a clone trooper, you know what I would do in my spare time? Kill Darth Vader. Then I would be a rebel hero and, hopefully, be rewarded with the most beautiful Ewok bride in the whole treehouse village. "Wait, a WHAT kind of bride?" Congratulations, that was a test and you passed. Nobody wants to be with an Ewok. Now a female Wookiee -- that would be a furry ride worth taking. Like banging Bigfoot, but with tits. "Wow." Right?! "Not in the least." Let me guess -- you're probably into those blue chicks with the giant tentacles coming out the back of their heads. I know what you have in mind! You're the real freak here, don't try to pass it off on me.
Thanks to Christina, who would spend her clone trooper days off not wearing white.