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Autoblow 2, The Latest In Male Pleasuring Devices

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There was an Autoblow 1?!

Meet Autoblow 2, the brainchild of masturbation expert Brian Sloan and allegedly the latest and greatest in automatic male pleasuring devices. It's supposed to simulate the feeling of oral sex. You just put your penis in the thing, press a button, and try not to look down or you'll get sad. Wait -- did you purposefully make it look like R2-D2?

The Autoblow 2 is the world's most realistic robotic oral sex simulator for men. Currently, nearly all major brands of toys for men are manually operated, meaning you have to grip them with your hand, and move them up and down. Existing male stroking machines are not robust enough to feel appropriately realistic.


I think that men deserve better. Therefore, I have properly automated male pleasure with this new product in a way that has never been done before. The Autoblow 2 is the fix for everything wrong with the current generation of sex toys for men, especially other stroking type machines.

The Autoblow is currently an Indigogo project but is already fully funded so you can order one for $99. I like how it plugs into a wall instead of operating on batteries. That way you know has the power to tear your pecker off if something goes wrong. Also, I love how the inventor in the video talks like he doesn't need a masturbation machine, he's just helping out his fellow man. Call me crazy, but I feel like the kind of guy who's getting laid all day isn't inventing robotic peen tuggers in his down time.

Keep going for an informative video.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he sold a shoebox with a hole cut in the side full of poisonous snakes as an automatic masturbation machine.

There are Comments.
  • Guybro

    Cant wait to get my dick ripped off

  • GreyMatter

    Now if they added this with an Oculus Rift, a USB port plus a programme so that the Autoblow 2 pulsated whenever the female moved....then I'm in!

  • OCD Gamer
  • iamn0one

    i'm no marketing genius.... but i think finding a hot slutty dressed girl would have been a better sales tactic

  • iamn0one

    in other words.... his face pretty much ruined any chance i ever had of having an erection again. GW, you're a son of a bitch.

  • zin

    I can't see the video. Doesn't it need a strap to wear?
    What's the likelihood, within 10 years, of the invention of a portable discrete cock-milker that you could wear all day long & give the remote control to others?

  • B Sloan

    "Call me crazy, but I feel like the kind of guy who's getting laid all
    day isn't inventing robotic peen tuggers in his down time."

    You are crazy =)

    If you want to try my peen tugger, just email me.

  • westmclarenmerc

    younger guys be like: I want to try this, it sounds cool.

    Older guys be like: Damn that thing is so loud my headset picks it up.

  • Michael Knight

    makes me think of people who join the gym to work out, when all you should do is get out of the house and go jogging or do some calisthenics.
    i don't have any problems using my right hand, heck sometimes i switch up for my left....

  • jos

    In gym you have more things to do and can make friends. Its not at all the same thing as just go out and jogg. What if the weather is bad where you live or if its too dark? I joined the gym because I can jogg whenever I want to then do some weight or train with a friend. Oh... the most important thing... see hot girls asses all day long.

  • westmclarenmerc

    Good to know that if I'll ever meet you that I shouldn't shake any of your hands.

  • Octo

    You had me at industrial strength motor.

  • Andyman7714

    By the time I prepped the thing, applied lubricant, plugged it in and set the speed...I lost interest.

  • rgucci

    Viagra

  • adsfasdfasdf

    whatchu talkin bout gw more guys staying home with their robit more wimmyn for him

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