Autoblow 2, The Latest In Male Pleasuring Devices
There was an Autoblow 1?!
Meet Autoblow 2, the brainchild of masturbation expert Brian Sloan and allegedly the latest and greatest in automatic male pleasuring devices. It's supposed to simulate the feeling of oral sex. You just put your penis in the thing, press a button, and try not to look down or you'll get sad. Wait -- did you purposefully make it look like R2-D2?
The Autoblow 2 is the world's most realistic robotic oral sex simulator for men. Currently, nearly all major brands of toys for men are manually operated, meaning you have to grip them with your hand, and move them up and down. Existing male stroking machines are not robust enough to feel appropriately realistic.
I think that men deserve better. Therefore, I have properly automated male pleasure with this new product in a way that has never been done before. The Autoblow 2 is the fix for everything wrong with the current generation of sex toys for men, especially other stroking type machines.
The Autoblow is currently an Indigogo project but is already fully funded so you can order one for $99. I like how it plugs into a wall instead of operating on batteries. That way you know has the power to tear your pecker off if something goes wrong. Also, I love how the inventor in the video talks like he doesn't need a masturbation machine, he's just helping out his fellow man. Call me crazy, but I feel like the kind of guy who's getting laid all day isn't inventing robotic peen tuggers in his down time.
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Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he sold a shoebox with a hole cut in the side full of poisonous snakes as an automatic masturbation machine.