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Are Those...Aliens?: Image Of Seawater Magnified 25x

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This is a photo from David Littschwager of seawater magnified 25x (showing all the crab larvae and marine worms that are invisible to the naked eye). Just like the title says. So if you thought this post was going to be about superheroes, you are a terrible at interpreting titles. *eying photo* Just think, every time you're splashing around in the ocean these little buggers are swimming straight into your butt and penis. That's why I never go in the ocean without a condom on and buttplug in. You could probably get by just clenching your buttcheeks, but that gets tiring. Besides, I like my buttplug. "The one that makes it look like you have a shark fin?" Stay out of my closet.

Thanks to Ginger, who, despite the name, is a brunette. "Blonde." I meant blonde. "And it's the name of my dog." Your dog can read and type?!

There are Comments.
  • Looks like a "Dave"

    So there we are on the alert for sharks when we got all these tiny little cavorting beasties swimming in and out of our ears.

  • Wiley

    Spore

  • zin

    From their perspective, our penises look like whales.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Nah, more like a planet.

  • zin

    You're too modest.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    PLUTO IS A PLANET OK!

  • WhiteEagle2

    Why do scientists have to always ruin everything by showing us the truth.

  • OH GOOD I WAS NEARLY OUT OF NIGHTMARE FUEL.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Have you seen coconut crabs?

  • MustacheHam

    Dude, you're evil. XD

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    And coconut crabs are delicious! At least this is what I heard...

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