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Archie (Of Archie Comics Fame) To Die In Upcoming Issue

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So everybody's favorite comic book ginger (excluding Mary Jane, Siryn, Poison Ivy, Red Sonja, Jean Grey, Black Widow and Fairchild) Archie is going to buy the farm in upcoming issue 36 of Life With Archie. Not to worry though, Life With Archie is actually a spin-off comic that imagines possible FUTURE lives of Archie and his friends. Apparently none of which involve ever actually aging.

"Life With Archie" #36 hits stores on July 16, and CNN can reveal exclusively that it tells the story of how Archie sacrifices himself to save a friend.


Few details are known, but it seems fitting that Archie would go out a hero. The 37th issue one week later will end the series.

The "Life With Archie" series has been telling the stories of possible future Archie scenarios for the past few years, and so Archie will continue to be alive in the comics set in the present day.

So what do you think -- he gets shot or stabbed jumping in between a friend and a crazed drug addict? That's my guess. Of course it could be robots or zombies depending on how far in the future the story takes place. Everybody dies -- that's a fact. Except me, I am immortal. There's simply no other way to explain how I'm still here. No lie, Voldemort tried casting the killing curse on me and my penis grew two inches.

Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who's so evil he was actually hoping to kill Archie himself. And to lilco, who wouldn't harm a fly. Complete opposites.

There are Comments.
  • the_boywonder

    Jughead blows him away after the Riverdale Malt shop goes out of business and he resents Archie for buying the last cheeseburger.

  • Rick_McRockock

    Bettie and Veronica agree to a threesome with Archie and his penis immediately explodes.

  • zin

    R18 version: blue pill overdose, explosion in pants. (The suit is foreshadowing)

  • ODwanKenObi

    something tells me no one cares of the fate of this ginger.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    And it won't change nothing since they will continue releasing comics about alternative future scenarios. If anything it just increased the number of comics.

  • HelloEh

    He's going to jump in front of a bullet that would have somehow killed Betty AND Veronica, since that would allow those two to continue their eternal bitching.

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