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Totally Valid: Chick Torches Dude's Car After He Refused To Buy Her A McFlurry

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Because Florida will never stop being Florida, a woman set fire to her boyfriend's car after he refused to buy her a McFlurry from McDonalds. No McFlurry?! I would have stapled his balls to the seat and burned his house to the ground too.

"Next thing you know, she says 'I'm going to blow it up,' and we were wondering what are you going to blow up?" witness Sabryna Maré told Action News Jax.


Answer: The dude's car.

"She got something out of the car that happened to be a bottle and then she got gasoline from who knows where," Maré explained. "Then she poured everything all over it and next thing you know there was a match and it was up in flames."

Heck yeah, the ol' dine-and-arson. Classic. Still -- setting your boyfriend's car on fire over a clay milkshake? I imagine there was actually more going on though than just a lack of McFlurry. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "He banged her sister?" Okay I was going to say he also forgot her McNuggets, but you might be on to something.

Video of the burninating in action after the jump.

Thanks to SharaSue, who isn't torching any cars for anything less than a combo meal denial.

There are Comments.
  • asdfadfs

    blaming the victim, i bet he was just asking for it, look at how he was dressed. its orange. like fire he was practically begging for some fire

  • Tyler AitchKay

    "setting your boyfriend's car on fire over a clay milkshake? I imagine
    there was actually more going on though than just a lack of McFlurry.
    Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "He banged her sister?" Okay I was
    going to say he also forgot her McNuggets, but you might be on to
    something."

    Nice victim blaming, GW, just wait till my various SJW tumblrs hear about THIS!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I don't think they care when the aggressor is female and the victim is male.

  • MustacheHam

    What is in McDonalds food that makes people crazy like this?!
    * Customers attacking cashiers.
    * Line cut battles.
    * Now we have arson.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Do this kind of events happens as often in other countries? Maybe the problem is not the food, it is the people.

  • Stacey

    guess he'll have to take the Delorean Back to the Future.

  • Azariel_z

    she is hot...

  • She must've been McFlurious.

  • chris

    Was she fat?

  • Closet Nerd

    Like a skinny chick would freak out over not getting ice-cream?!
    Wawa McSkittletits!

  • Guest

    they might, hummingbird metabolisms and excessive exercise suppressed ovulation can do strange things to your head.

  • laserfuzz

    She was not lovin it.

  • convinceme

    LOL, "Florida will never stop being Florida." The south is ruined by certain demographics. Its embarrassing. The whole southeast gets a little worse everyday. Still not even close to california though.

  • asdfadfs

    damned fireants go back to central south america, shitty fireants ruining flordia for the alligators

  • Florida isn't ruined by any one "demographic", it's bad leadership.

  • Ken L

    Give us time, we'll get there. Like our great leader says.. YES WE CAN

  • Lee

    Irish Girlfriend? -- Kidding, love them like I love their liquor.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    So she's a bit of a fixer-upper...

  • zin

    That chick's Hardcore Rock'N'Roll!

  • Bubbubsky

    Why am I not remotely surprised that this happened in Florida?

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