Michael Bay may only be proudly celebrated as a producer on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but as you'll see in this first trailer, he's still somehow managed to yet again get his grimy fingerprints all over our action figures. The preview runs only a minute-and-a-half, but that's long enough to get a good sampling of all the usual elements Bay feels the need to add to any toy line. Large-scale skyscraper destruction, inscrutable action, gratuitous shots of American flags, Megan Fox, prominent lips: all here! Also, now the turtles seem to leave the city for some sort of snowy downhill adventure. Just couldn't wait for the second toy line to introduce Alpine Shreddin' Shredder, could they?