This is a video of sushi chef Hironori Ikeno preparing his special -- tiny slices of fish atop single grains of rice. There is no way I could get one of those in my mouth without losing it first. And if it did make it to my face, I'd probably accidentally vacuum it up my nose. Did you know you can run a cooked piece of spaghetti up your nose and out your mouth? Well at least I can. I'm f***ing awesome at dinner parties. *flipping through sushi menu* I'll have the ten cent dinner special. "There is no ten cent dinner special." WHAT?!
Keep going for a brief video.
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