This is a video of the London Central Fellowship Band of the Salvation Army performing at a church when a trombone player hits a sneeze-sharp and blasts mucous right into his instrument. It sounded like a baby elephant farting. Or at least what I IMAGINE a baby elephant farting sounds like. Anybody who's actually heard one before spends way too much time at the zoo. You better be volunteering and not just there to watch the animals have sex. You know who you are.
Keep going for the brief video.
Thanks to Patsy, who has never sneezed into an instrument.