This is a video of Neil DeGrasse Tyson discussing Sir Isaac Newton that's been slowed down to give him the appearance of being higher than a space kite. That's pretty much me all the time, except I'm not stoned, my brain just works slow. Plus all the nerves in my face melted when I got struck by lightning so my expressions are limited. "You're drooling." Okay now that I do on purpose to make people keep their distance.
Keep going for the slow video, followed by the original clip for your learning pleasure.
Thanks to DMAN and uglybuckling, who always watch the local news in slow motion and laugh at all the stoned reporters.