Pillow With Secret Privacy Pouch For Hiding Valuables

March 14, 2014


This is the $30 Privacy Pillow, a pillow with a hidden pouch inside for hiding valuables. And what's more valuable than your penis? That was a trick question, because based on what your girlfriend said over drinks during girls' night (they let me tag along because I'm sassy), you have a very run-of-the-mill pecker. That sucks for you. Still, this does look perfect for hiding a nudie magazine for reading under the covers after she falls asleep. She's going to leave you, by the way. I heard that at girls' night too. Then you can hide your Fleshlight in there! I'm kidding, you don't have anybody to hide it from anymore, just leave it right out on the bed.

Thanks to jbootyslapper, whose name alone speaks volumes of sexiness. Like a whole anthology of poems about boning.

  • RareAwesomeman

    for those who can't afford a fleshlight?

  • TyDurd

    you would obviously put your 'gun' in there

  • Laura Steven

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    ★★★ ★�★★ ★★★ ★�★★ ★★★Or... maybe I'm just mad that you guys beat me to it. I'll let you decide... hint: It's the second part.

  • TheBman

    HOLY CRAP! IM GONNA BE SO RICH... ... ... ...

  • Bubbubsky

    That's a sex pillow if I ever saw one.

  • dougfunnay

    my first thoughts as well

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