Note: Surprisingly not the official artwork, fan-art by Robert Shane.
Star Wars Episode VII start shootings in May and be released in theaters on December 18, 2015. The story will pick up some 30 years after the events of Return of the Jedi. What happened in those 30 years? Apparently nothing worth making a movie about. At least not until they finish this trilogy and backtrack again for Star Wars Episode X: The Wonder Years. Just like I did for all the disappointing prequels, I will be watching these on opening day, dressed in character. Which character remains to be seen, but I'm leaning towards Data or Worf.
Thanks to everyone who sent this, I would name you all individually but you're going to have to work a little bit harder for a shoutout next time.