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Mmmm: Pasta Flavored Ice Cream Bar With Tomato Bits

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This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence (I am an adult after all).

...it is rumored to include tomato sauce-flavored shaved ice and a conventional popsicle coating, also flavored like a bowl of pasta. It will also have bits of tomato gelatin sprinkled throughout the popsicle's center.

Mmmm, my God that sounds like vomit waiting to happen. Although I have had cold pasta leftovers that weren't that bad. You think this is similar? Or is it going to be like all the banana flavored candy that doesn't taste anything like bananas? I guess I'll just have to try it! Anybody in Japan want to send me one? Actually I have a whole shopping list of things I need. I know they sell worn panties over there, but what about men's underwear? I like my underwear broken in. But not shit in, so be on the lookout for skid marks.

Thanks to Dunc, who will eat anything provided you preface it with, "OMG this is f***ing awful -- you've got to try it!"

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  • dougfunnay

    http://seriouslyforreal.com/se...
    mmmm ill take a scoop of "raw horse flesh" with a scoop of "viagra" please
    oh and can i sample the "charcoal" as well?
    thanks

  • MustacheHam

    I'll try anything once. :)

  • asdfadfs

    not surprised, I've eaten bean paste icecream

  • RareAwesomeman

    An Asian friend brought back some strange pringles for us to try once. One was fish balls if I remember correctly (very salty)

  • $65180697

    The Japanese love horror show ice cream. Compared to the stuff that supposedly has little bits of horse meat in it, this isn't even that weird.

  • spectre99

    I am really starting to think japan has come unhinged as a society, whats next? murder some sea mammals? pay a couple million for a fish? however coma, they still make a great motorcycle and have some great game shows... still really weird

  • spaghetti popsicles ≠ murdering sea mammals

  • asdfadfs

    the "whats next" thing was a joke listing things they already do

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