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Lick, The Practice Your Oral Sex Skills App (For Guys)

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Well it's not just for guys, it's for anyone who wants to improve their vagina pleasuring skills. Lick is an internet-based smartphone app that helps strengthen your tongue muscles for pleasuring a lady. Who knew? I always thought the best exercises were squishing Jello between my teeth and blowing bubbles in chocolate milk. You just wrap your phone's screen in plastic wrap (or not), and choose one of three exercises: flick the light switch on and off, turn the pencil sharper, or keep the ball bouncing. I tried the ball bouncing one and got two bounces before my jaw locked up and I bit off a piece of my tongue. I dunno, maybe I'm just not ready for cunnilingus.

Thanks to TBTMH, who agrees the key to pleasuring a lady is spelling her name over and over again with your tongue in different fonts (I suggest wingdings to really drive her wild).

There are Comments.
  • Only for men? No lady version where you just jam the whole phone in your mouth?

  • Rick_McRockock

    I prefer to practice the old fashioned way... on a girl.

  • obriencj

    Needs a tie-in to OKC and Tinder to broadcast high scores.

  • fdafda

    my jaw locks up when i yawn, if the girl wants oral tell her thats what 3somes are for
    (maybe that roommate always answering the door in her panties is game)

  • Blackstar

    You must be a real ladykiller.

  • fdafda

    WHAT?! no, no. I would never!* You sir offend me greatly.....they're just so much better alive

    (*I mean I'd kill a woman in a fair fight (or if i thought she was gonna start a fair fight) but luckily the fates have thus far never required that I do so.)

    oh...oh you meant...well, I do have my charms.

  • garryglitter

    So much neckbeard

  • fdafda

    quite a majestic one yes, like a lion's mane. (long and silky soft. not like a woman's hair though, its still tough and wiry at that. but pleasantly so)

  • JJtoob

    Not all of a woman's hair is silky soft ;)

  • garryglitter

    Butthole

  • fdafda

    pardon?

  • Littletroubleshooter

    I believe he was drawing comparisons to the likeness of yourself, fdafda, and a human rectum.

  • asdfadfs

    because he is jealous of my beard or because I'm not a sexist pig who'd refuse to selfdefense a woman to death based solely on her gender?

    (still me, my cookies expired so i had to make a new disqus because i just mashed on the keyboard when registering the first time)

  • Littletroubleshooter

    Quit button mashing.

  • adsfasdfasdf

    never!

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