This is Kevin Bacon narrating an 80's Awareness PSA to the millennial generation born after 1985. He makes some valid points, including how it used to be impossible to skateboard to Blockbuster to rent a movie without getting nuked by the Ruskies. Also, did you know I'm only three degrees from Kevin Bacon because of an accidental cameo I made in a p0rno that was filming in my neighborhood? Factoid!
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Thanks to Stephanie A, who argued life was actually much simpler in the 80's. Right? I miss nappy time.