Dunking Your Droid: R2-D2 Swim Trunks

March 21, 2014


These are the R2-D2 swim trunks available from everybody's favorite store in the mall next to an Auntie Anne's Pretzels, Hot Topic. They're on sale for $22.13. For some reason in their online store they're in the girl's section, but that's definitely a dude in the picture. Although I suppose girls could certainly wear them too. Just no judging if I want to wear a two-piece thong. *booty shakin'* Haaaaai, I'm a sexy beach bunny over here! "You need to wax your ass." Is it really that bad? I've only felt it, I'm afraid to look.

Keep going for a shot of the rear because there was one available.


Thanks to Bryon, who is holding out for a pair of C-3PO ones. Jk jk, nobody has or will ever say that.

  • They are neat.
    I think I might get a pair and wear them next time I go swimming.
    I wonder how long it would take to get thrown out for indecent exposure.

  • Ben Smith

    What does that tattoo on his calf say?

  • Slasha Slim

    I believe it's "Crawling through the world of my (creation?)"

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    To me it says, "I am a douchebag."

  • MustacheHam

    Tasteful trucks.

  • catallergy

    awful tattoos

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    He's got both arms, both legs, and his stomach f***ed up. I'm feeling sick just wondering how f***ed up his chest, back, and shoulders might be. What a shame he made himself literally an eyesore.

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