Man In Thong Steals Batman Costume, Prances Around For Half Hour Before Being Arrested
This is the closed-circuit television footage from a second-hand shop in New South Wales, Australia, of a man in a thong who wanders into the back area of the shop, steals a Batman cape and mask, and proceeds to prance around the backyard for 40-minutes before being arrested. At one point he even finds and plays with a Batman doll. A couple things, 1) who would ever donate their Batman cape and mask to a second hand store in the first place? Somebody better have died. 2) What is he on? Do you think he's under the Scarecrow's influence? Because, I don't know about you, but running around in the backyard pretending to be near-nude Batman sounds like a GOOD TIME. Who's with me? Anybody? I could really use a Robin. Also, Australia you need to BACK OFF, I'm pretty sure drugged buttcheek Batman is Florida's territory.
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Thanks to SharaSue, who briefly contemplated doing the same thing as Catwoman before coming to her senses and realizing Harley Quinn is where it's at.