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For The Ladies And I: High Fashion Flask Bracelet

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This is the $225 Flask Bracelet designed by Cynthia Rowley. It holds 3 ounces of booze. That's about two shots. Which is about four shots too few to go see a movie. Hell, I can't even watch an Adult Swim cartoon with so little. Plan B: beer helmet filled with tequila. You know that saying, 'One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor? Well it should be, 'One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, kiss an ugly chick, four tequila, take your shirt off, five tequila, pee on the bathroom floor, six tequila I lost my phone and wallet, seven tequila made it to second base with the same ugly chick from before who isn't as ugly anymore, eight tequila why do I get so f***ed up on weekdays -- I have to work tomorrow, nine tequila close one eye to stop seeing double, ten tequila INSTANT DEATH.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to my friend Nicole, who is apparently big into fashion despite the fact that every time I see her it looks like she was dressed by a tornado. I'M KIDDING.

There are Comments.
  • Looks like it would catch on and ruin all your clothes.

  • Gag Gag

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  • Guest

    Please learn grammar before you criticize others. It would be "For Me", not "For I".

  • +1 for adding Google+ on GEEKologie !
    -1 for this thing costing so damn much!

  • Andrew Newton

    3 shots for $225 seems about right for drinking at a bar in a large city.

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