Feeding The Beast: Star Wars Sarlaac Pit Toilet Decals
This is a set of $25 in-bowl toilet decals that turn your crapper into a sarlaac pit. Specifically, the Great Pit of Carkoon on Tatooine. It even comes with Tatooine's two suns, Jabba's sail barge Khetanna, and Boba Fett, Chewie, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian decals. It does not come with golden bikini Princess Leia or Luke Skywalker ones. Presumably because Luke used the Force to get them out of being pissed on for the rest of their lives. Also, there is no Jabba, presumably because he already looks like a f***ing turd and you'd always think you forgot to flush.
Keep going for a couple closeups, then go drop off some bounty hunters in your own sarlaac pit. It's not good to hold it.
Thanks to my buddy c-nasty, who really is a disgusting human being.