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Dog With Only Two Front Legs Running On The Beach

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This is a video of Duncan the boxer running on the beach. Duncan was born with severely deformed back legs, so his adoptive family had them amputated. And now he has learned to run with just his front two legs. Cool, but I'd still want some back wheels if I was him. "Vroom vroom, bitches!" -- Duncan the Boxer (with wheels)

For those who said I was an animal abuser for removing his severely deformed legs to give him a chance, for those who sent me hate mail and doubted this boy, suggesting we should just euthanize him - you are wrong. Thank goodness this baby boy landed in our loving home!

Regardless of how you feel about his adoptive family's decision, after watching that video of him on the beach there is no doubt in my mind that he could outrun you. "He's cheating." Wow -- accusing a two-legged dog of cheating? It's like you're always on the lookout for ways to be even more of an @$$hole.

Keep going for the full video.

Thanks to Robyn, who informed me she knew a two-legged dog growing up but it was one front and one back on opposite sides. I think that's how I would want them too if I were a two-legged dog (not that they're usually given the option).

There are Comments.
  • I have the Dog De Bourdeaux French Mastif, his name is THOR, he's 155lbs. My best pal has a Boxer named HUGO, this video made me cry like a school girl ;(

  • Duncan looks so happy. He'd better keep an active lifestyle though, or else his 2 legs might not be able to support him if he gains a lot of weight.

  • MustacheHam

    What happened to Cat?!

  • Guest

    it looks fake, he doesn't even lean his head way forward to balance it out, is the head that heavy? he doesn't even seem to use the tail for balance just wiping it around like any dog.
    like they painted his backlegs green and photoshopped them out

    and usually the two legged pets have to keep moving to avoid falling over

    how does this dog do it? need pics from other angles, want to know

  • bakuryu

    Daisy,are you back? you forgot the never back down part.

  • Michael Jones

    If they just painted the legs green then why don't the shadows show all four legs? 1:38

  • Guest

    they're actually good at photoshop :P

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    If you watched the video it was pretty obviously real. They way it shifts it's weight around when playing with his owner etc.

  • Fred T Fish

    hahahaha jokes on you that is just a kangaroo that looks like a dog

  • "Dog with only two front legs"

    This describes most dogs.

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    ★★★ �★★★ ★★★ ★★★� ★★★The way he manages to balance even when he stands still its just awesome!

  • zin

    I'd mount some cannons on his back. Robocop's best friend!

  • jeffrey jakubowski

    and 1st place winner of the dog halloween costume show as a raptor is......

  • the antagonist

    Ow! My feels!

    Boxers are the best. I'm going to go hug mine.....

  • Ninja_Cricket

    I can't run on two legs that well and I"m a bi-ped.

  • NokTham

    It's so amazing!!! The way he manages to balance even when he stands still its just awesome!

  • How the heck is he doing that? That is amazing.

  • Crackredactie

    Queue feel-good music now!

    That underjaw is so ackward looking. But then again who's talking about an underjaw with a 2 legged dog.

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