These are the smiley face screws created by Studio Yumakano and the Komuro Manufacturing Company in East Osaka, Japan. They require a special smiley face screwdriver to screw into something. They're supposed to make everyone who sees them happy. Not a bad idea, but you know what would make me even happier? Nail heads with the face of my roommate printed on them. Haha, Derek, you are about to get HAMMERED. *smashes own fingers* GAAAAH, HE'S SO UGLY I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE. Plan B) shit in one of his pillowcases. No -- all of his pillowcases. \oo/
Keep going for a couple more shots including one of the screwdriver.
Thanks to NM, who built a secret box with special screwheads and now he's the only one who can open it and access its contents. WHAT'S IN THERE?! Tell me or I'll get a hammer.