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March 9, 2014 - March 15, 2014 Archives

  • March 14, 2014
    These are a bunch of examples of the custom octopus tentacle jewelry made by DeviantARTist KTOctopus (aka Kaity O'Shea, who also runs the WalkingSquid Etsy shop where she sells her wares). She makes necklaces, bracelets, and earrings. Did you know octopuses are human's closes... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is the $30 Privacy Pillow, a pillow with a hidden pouch inside for hiding valuables. And what's more valuable than your penis? That was a trick question, because based on what your girlfriend said over drinks during girls' night (they let me tag along because I'm sassy),... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are the $90 Batman and Robin best friend necklaces made by Etsy seller VisionQuest (I f***ing love vision quests). Which friend is going to wear the Robin one? Presumably whoever's the bitch in your friendship, so not you. You are a LEADER. You are an ALPHA MALE. Unl... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a pool built by Agor Engineering that has a wooden floor that can be raised and lowered hydraulically (previously: these concrete ones). You can adjust the height too, so if you just want to sit in tit-deep water and sip cocktails, you can do that. Or you can make it... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a series of Batman villains imagined as cartoon sharks by artist Jeff Victor. Why? No clue. I already told you -- I'm tired of asking questions. Some people just get these ideas in their heads and run with them. Me? I only run with scissors. Jk jk, that's dangero... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a set of $25 in-bowl toilet decals that turn your crapper into a sarlaac pit. Specifically, the Great Pit of Carkoon on Tatooine. It even comes with Tatooine's two suns, Jabba's sail barge Khetanna, and Boba Fett, Chewie, Han Solo and Lando Calrissian decals. It do... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    Today is 3.14, Pi Day -- a celebration of the mathematical constant. If you really want to get down, set an alarm for 1:59PM and then it will be 3.14159. Make sure to blow a noisemaker, then tear your shirt off and yell, "EAT SHIT, SQUARES -- IT AIN'T YOUR DAY!" At least th... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    This is a selection of Anucha "Cha" Saengchart's low cost cosplay outfits. They actually look a lot more like no-cost cosplay outfits. Anucha runs a Facebook page called Lowcost Cosplay, which is filled with even more costumes. He definitely has a knack for capturing the ess... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Meet Nanuqsaurus, a miniature cousin of the t-rex that roamed northern Alaska some 70-million years ago. Roaming northern Alaska now? SASQUATCH. While this has been called a dwarf or pygmy in some quarters, it is hardly small with an estimated size of around 5 m in total le... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Wingman is an upcoming dating app for meeting people at the airport and on your flight. It's kind of like Tinder or Grindr, except with more potential for sex in an airplane lavatory. You ever gotten a handjob under a blanket after the beverage cart passes? LEGIT. You just... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is a video of a 141-car model train traveling in an infinite spiral and loop. I like that couch. I think my parents had the same couch when I was a kid. OR DID THEY? Dum dum dum! Now that I think about it I think ours was different. You know how much cereal I lost in... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    This is the $225 Flask Bracelet designed by Cynthia Rowley. It holds 3 ounces of booze. That's about two shots. Which is about four shots too few to go see a movie. Hell, I can't even watch an Adult Swim cartoon with so little. Plan B: beer helmet filled with tequila. You... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    *wolf whistle* Nice ass, bro! This is a video of table tennis pro Timo Boll doing battle with a KUKA industrial robot. Allegedly the KUKA is the world's fastest robot. Is that true? I doubt it. Of course, I doubt everything. Question everything -- that's my motto. Jk jk... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    I know a wire bending machine doesn't sound that exciting, but you are wrong. This shit is HYPNOTIC. Like, on the count of three you will give me a kiss. One...two...three. Okay, where was my kiss? Screw it, I'm pulling out the big guns. *dangling pocket watch* When I s... / Continue →
  • March 13, 2014
    Remember deranged pervert Giles Walker's robotic poledancers? I've written about them twice already. And now they're back, with different flashing colors and larger boobs. Want to buy one? Because you can for $40,000. Although why you would is grounds for a criminal invest... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is In Orbit, a hamster wheel 'house' with two sets of furniture (one for inside the wheel, one for out) that can be rotated by its two occupants walking simultaneously in opposite direction to access the various pieces of furniture. The wheel is aligned so both use identi... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    According to a recent post in The New York Times, monocles are coming back in fashion thanks to hipsters who want to differentiate themselves from the far-too-mainstream-glasses-wearing-hipsters. When reached for comment, Mr. Peanut had this to say, "I'm a f***ing peanut and I... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    These are two different styles of Marvel combat boots available from Wet Seal ($40 and $45). I'm not a big fan of the hodge-podge design, but that's just me and they don't make them in a men's 12 so they're out of the question anyways. Remember the old insult, "Your momma wea... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is a video demo of the Caterpillar P5000 Power Loader costume from the original Aliens movie that father Carsten Riewe built for him and his daughter (previously: this one). It took him 100 hours to complete. That's a lot of time hanging out in the garage. Me? I love ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    Seen here in arguably the most awkward product shot for a vagina ring that I've ever seen, Northwestern University biomedical engineer Patrick Kiser pretends it's a magnifying glass. The new intravaginal ring is allegedly capable of preventing HIV, herpes AND pregnancy for 90 ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the soon to be released pasta flavored ice cream bar from Japan based Gari-Gari Kun. What's it gonna taste like? ASS. I'm kidding, I already said it's going to taste like pasta -- can't you read? If so, how about a bed time story? One with lots of sex and violence ... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is a video of two friends who spend all night disassembling a buddy's 1,254 piece Millennium Falcon LEGO set immediately after he finished putting it together. To their credit though, they put all the pieces in labeled bags to make it easy to reassemble. Me? I would hav... / Continue →
  • March 12, 2014
    This is the closed-circuit television footage from a second-hand shop in New South Wales, Australia, of a man in a thong who wanders into the back area of the shop, steals a Batman cape and mask, and proceeds to prance around the backyard for 40-minutes before being arrested. ... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Note: The cause of the malware warning has been identified and we're in the process of having Google remove the warning. Thank you for your patience and enjoy the show. But please, no masturbating till intermission. This is the 3,296-piece Star Wars Sandcrawler playset that ... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Well it's not just for guys, it's for anyone who wants to improve their vagina pleasuring skills. Lick is an internet-based smartphone app that helps strengthen your tongue muscles for pleasuring a lady. Who knew? I always thought the best exercises were squishing Jello betw... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Just so we're clear, I feel like a real @$$hole for writing that title. I just wanted to know what it felt like. It felt bad. Really bad. Now I can honestly say I have no clue how the people who type that shit everyday live with themselves. So Redditor nazgul_hunter got los... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Listen: I don't get paid for posting these GoPro videos. I just post them because they're interesting. I am not endorsing GoPro. At least not until they send me a camera durable enough to survive the amateur sex tape I've been planning. You ever seen a p0rno with extreme st... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    Seen here about to fill the back of his pants with regret, a volunteer prepares to be tazed by the CUPID hexacopter. The CUPID has an 80,000-volt taser on board with a laser sight to make sure it shoots you right in the eyeballs. Pfft, I've been hit with 80,000 volts before a... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    This is Kevin Bacon narrating an 80's Awareness PSA to the millennial generation born after 1985. He makes some valid points, including how it used to be impossible to skateboard to Blockbuster to rent a movie without getting nuked by the Ruskies. Also, did you know I'm only ... / Continue →
  • March 11, 2014
    This is the functional computer keyboard constructed by Jason Allemann out of nothing but LEGO bricks and the dome-switch circuit board from a donor keyboard. Although whether the keyboard was a WILLING donor remains to be decided by a criminal court. Keep going for a video a... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2014
    This is a video of Kevin Hayes setting the world record for solving six increasingly difficult Rubik's Cubes in six minutes, twenty three seconds. Hey, everybody needs a hobby. Starting with the 2x2 his times were: 2x2 - :05 3x3 - :09 4x4 - :36 5x5 - :57 6x6 - 1:45 7x7: 2:5... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2014
    This is the $1,200 'Slap It' lamp designed by artist Joseph Begley. You can pinch it or slap it to turn it on and off. Me? I'm gonna TAP DAT. Know what I'm saying? I don't even know what I'm saying. You ever motorboated an ass before? Because I have. Plus one time at th... / Continue →
  • March 10, 2014
    These are pictures of a river otter attacking an American alligator at the Lake Woodruff National Wildlife Refuge in Florida. Apparently the otter killed and ate the gator, disproving everyone who thought otters are precious little angels that would make great pets. Those thi... / Continue →