I'm sorry, but that pizza is not big enough to warrant cutting. I SAID PICK IT UP AND EAT IT.
This is the Fixie Pizza Cutter from DOIY (~$25). It looks like a little fixie bike and cuts pizza. How neat would it be if you had a pet squirrel and trained it to ride this thing and cut pizzas? That would be cool. It would not be cool to eat those pizzas afterwards. I don't have a pet squirrel, but there is one that's kind of friendly to me at the park by my house. You know what I named him? "Nutty?" Squirrely. My dog wants to eat him but I won't let her.
Keep going for a shot of the other color combo. SPOILER: Black and yellow like a bumblebee.
Thanks to PYY who agrees you're never too old for handlebar streamers and Spokey Dokes.