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Will Not Brake For Toppings: Fixie Bike Pizza Cutter

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I'm sorry, but that pizza is not big enough to warrant cutting. I SAID PICK IT UP AND EAT IT.

This is the Fixie Pizza Cutter from DOIY (~$25). It looks like a little fixie bike and cuts pizza. How neat would it be if you had a pet squirrel and trained it to ride this thing and cut pizzas? That would be cool. It would not be cool to eat those pizzas afterwards. I don't have a pet squirrel, but there is one that's kind of friendly to me at the park by my house. You know what I named him? "Nutty?" Squirrely. My dog wants to eat him but I won't let her.

Keep going for a shot of the other color combo. SPOILER: Black and yellow like a bumblebee.

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Thanks to PYY who agrees you're never too old for handlebar streamers and Spokey Dokes.

There are Comments.
  • MustacheHam

    This does also look like a fun way to play with one's food and extended time cleaning it with a toothbrush. XD

  • Littletroubleshooter

    This thing looks like a flimsy piece of shit, I thought I was reading "The worst things for sale" for a second or two.

  • lorrrd

    that piece will fall apart long before approximated obsolescence ... but u could sell any crap as long theres a hype - "NYC-moustache X-skater-allure" ...like "urban-moving-concepts" straight from hell - pentagram spent billions in that growing industry - (armstrong , spezialized , trek , s-ram ...)
    sayin` (whinin`) as a cyclist

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