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Scientist Recreates Face For Crystal Head Vodka Bottle

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Note: This is only the beginning of the process, the rest is after the jump.

This is a pictorial of the process Scottish forensic scientist Nigel used to recreate the face of a Crystal Head Vodka bottle. Is it really what his face would look like? No clue. Because when I was in college my face was really gaunt (I looked like Skeletor) but then I got into drinking beer and eating like shit and now I have two chins. Would you be able to tell that from my skull? Because I'm convinced the only things you'd be able to tell from my skull is that I was ugly, and now I'm dead.

Keep going for the rest, including shots of his ponytail (apparently he had a ponytail).

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Thanks to Jason H, Lyndsay and BBQ, who have all drank straight from the skull before.

There are Comments.
  • Matthew Anderson

    I was expecting Dan Aykroyd... :(

  • SHOUTING

    Turns out it's Jaws

  • Georgia

    Gollum?

  • TyDurd

    Did he have to be smiling?

  • Imadethisnameup

    every inch of insanely creepy that I expected it to be.

  • fdafda

    should have shown him drink out of the skull with skin on after he was finihsed

  • Guest

    and maybe then flay the skin back off before dumping it in recycling for extra creepy. also I'd use a curly straw but any way of drinking works I suppose.

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  • Loftydreamer

    Guybrush Threepwood is that you?

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  • Guest

    I miss Daisy

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