Olympic Speed Skating Final With Mario Kart Effects

This is a video of the Olympic men's 500m speed skating final with Mario Kart Double Dash weapon effects added. It makes me wish every video had Mario Kart weapon effects added. One time my mom asked me clean up the video she took of my little sister's dance recital and I edited a bunch of dinosaurs and explosions into it. I did not get my allowance that week.

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Thanks to Rab, who always gets all the red shells because he is a CHEATER.

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