This is a Google Maps view of Geldrop (links to actual Google Map), a Netherlands town with streets named after characters from J.R.R. Tolkien's books. WHY does it have streets named after J.R.R. Tolkien characters? No clue. Plus it's Friday afternoon on Valentine's Day so I'm not going to spend a lot of time thinking about it. But I am going to spend a lot of time reading all the Valentines you sweetheart sent to me! *anxiously opens mailbox, slams* Screw you all, I'm serious.
Happy Valentine's Day! Give someone a hug and kiss for me. Then write me and tell me all about it so I can live vicariously through your words. If you managed to touch a boob though skip straight to that part.
Thanks to PYY, who wants to move to a town with streets named after parts of the body. Heck yeah, Boobie Circle.