I Must Have It: Medieval Castle Murphy Bed Has Drawbridge That Lowers For Sleeping
This is the $3,500 Medieval Castle Murphy bed made and sold by Etsy shop TinyTownStudios (who also make a bunch of cool pirate treehouses). The drawbridge lowers to reveal a bed. Unfortunately, it's only a single size bed, which is weird because you have a MEDIEVAL CASTLE IN YOUR BEDROOM, there's no way you're not bringing home fair maidens/handsome knights all the time. You're going to need room to get down to your royal business. I'm talking about continuing your lineage . "Huh?" Boning, I'm talking about boning. "I'm pretty sure the bed was made for kids." WHAT?! There is no way a child could appreciate a medieval castle bed more than me. Now come over for a sleepover and we'll all pretend the carpet is a moat.
Keep going for a bonus shot of the $2,250 western saloon loft bed they're also selling.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best bed is a hammock by the beach where you can hear the waves crashing and maybe some calypso music in the distance.