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I Get The Feeling It's Low Enough Already: Woman Purposefully Lowering IQ To Be More Like Barbie

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Meet Blondie Bennett (she legally changed her name), a woman who has taken her obsession with becoming a real life Barbie doll to the point she's undergoing hypnotherapy sessions to lower her IQ. Wait -- whoever said Barbie was stupid? And I don't remember her tits being that big either.

"Recently I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn't remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals.


"I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum's house - the house where I grew up."

She added: "I want people to see me as a plastic sex doll and being brainless is a big part of that."

Whoa whoa whoa! Now listen -- we can argue all day about whether or not Barbie rode the short bus, but she is DEFINITELY not a sex doll. She doesn't even have privates. And a sex doll without privates is, at best, a cuddle doll. "Armpit sex." WOW. Honestly, if you never said another word again it would be too soon.

Thanks to BBQ, who agrees the key to safely lowering your IQ is drinking gasoline. *raising glass* I love the smell, must taste good too.

There are Comments.
  • Uh, no woman needs to MAKE men see her as a plastic sex doll, they already do that on their own...

  • RareAwesomeman

    I can confirm that barbie isn't a sex doll, broke my dick tryng

  • Gasm

    Barbie was a vet, teacher, doctor... She was a portrayal of a woman with ambitions and knowledge who happened to be pretty.

  • Brandon Allen

    The fact that she wants to do this shows that it is unnecessary.

  • Jenness

    A quick Google search shows that she is a porn star. I find it sad and disturbing that her life is so horrible she doesn't even want to be human anymore and is trying to revert back to a child like state where she can't feel anything. And no one cares.

    Just hateful feminazi's and freaks telling her to stop crying hysterically because she's "empowered" and "making money so that means it isn't bad for her." then calling the press to show that it's all "her decision".

    Too bad in order to make informed decisions and consent you have to be "of sound mind and body" and she is openly destroying both.

    Next we'll have porn producers wheeling out Alzheimer's and other mentally incompetent patients, shoving pens in their drooling mouths, raping them on camera and saying "They consented". I honestly don't see that big of a difference if she is trying to retard her intelligence which takes a lack of intelligence to attempt to begin with.

  • Benmark

    A quick Google search showed me some HUGE naked titties. Internet! DING!

  • likearadiowave

    ... she could just watch the jerry springer show and fox news if she's serious about being dumber. Not that she has far to go.

  • Michael Knight

    she'll fit right in with any 'real housewives of....'

  • Bubbubsky

    I keep thinking of things to type, but they're all unbelievably mean and cold-hearted....but absolutely true, every single one of them.

  • Andrew

    She wants to be a blow up doll not a barbie

  • If you think it's a good idea to hypnotize yourself into having a low IQ, I assure you that you are already there.

    #MissionAccomplished

  • ODwanKenObi

    Nothing wrong with goals.

  • Littletroubleshooter

    Okay, so there was astronaut barbie, and professor barbie and now we have sea-faring barge barbie. The point is those tits are so huge you could load a full month of Manhattans garbage on them and tow her ass to India to dump it.

  • Thinger

    Yo, I was so stupid that I wanted to be stupid, so I made myself stupid so I can be stupid when I'm trying to be stupid or even when I'm not trying to be stupid.

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