Note: Larger version HERE just in case you have one of those home phones with the giant number buttons made for grandparents.
This is a flowchart made by the folks at Silver Oak Online Casino (who surprisingly don't just suggest you only play online poker) of how to pick the perfect video game to play. Will you agree with it? Probably not. Is it useful? No clue, but since when have flow charts been useful? I made a flowchart about how to give a dog a bath in a management class when I was getting my MBA. It was the first assignment we did. "You have an MBA?" Heck yeah, and I put it to good use everyday. See? "You laminated it into a placemat." Prevents cereal spills on my coffee table.
Thanks to Smaster, who has beat all those games and taken up playing real-life Frogger during rush hour.