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How To Pick The Perfect Video Game To Play, A Flowchart

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Note: Larger version HERE just in case you have one of those home phones with the giant number buttons made for grandparents.

This is a flowchart made by the folks at Silver Oak Online Casino (who surprisingly don't just suggest you only play online poker) of how to pick the perfect video game to play. Will you agree with it? Probably not. Is it useful? No clue, but since when have flow charts been useful? I made a flowchart about how to give a dog a bath in a management class when I was getting my MBA. It was the first assignment we did. "You have an MBA?" Heck yeah, and I put it to good use everyday. See? "You laminated it into a placemat." Prevents cereal spills on my coffee table.

Thanks to Smaster, who has beat all those games and taken up playing real-life Frogger during rush hour.

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  • Karren Barlow

    Interesting flowchart. I have also recently found a site that teaches How to Make a Flowchart and it is very easy to use! I would recommend it to all!

  • Jess

    Great post. You have put huge information in this single post. Keep it up in future too.
    Hardware Reviews

  • zin

    Options under "Action Junkie": Zelda games, BG&E, Kingdom Hearts, Mass Effect, Skyrim.

    I mean, I wasn't expecting anything worthwhile, but this just reaffirms that gaming is no longer for me T_T

  • Jaffa

    I don't have an issue with the fact that games are missing, after all as a retro gamer it would be impossible to get them all. I don't mind that Minecraft is under using your brain because a lot of people play beyond the basic survival method, but there are massive holes in it's logic. Not liking solving puzzles leads to zelda? Not liking simulations leads to all of the racing games? And there seems to be a very thin line drawn for what constitutes using your brain...

  • DrZanz

    With minecraft as the only game in a 'creativity' section, and them somehow putting Doom and Half life 2 in the same section with the only difference being control scheme, I call awful BS on this whole chart.
    That's only to name 2 of the more glaring problems with it. I risk a wall of text to list it all.

  • Thanks for posting my flowchart. To all the haters, I know it has mistakes, and I'm sorry I missed your favorite game. I hope you enjoy it anyway.

  • John Kohler

    This chart is missing all of the choices from Sierra (King's Quest, Space Quest, and many others), Sid Meier's (Civilization, Pirates, etc.), and lacking the old-school MMO games such as Everquest and Anarchy Online (the basic games are free to play, extras can be purchased). For a better list of classic games for PC rather than the console-heavy one from the chart, check out Good Old Games.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I wonder what would be the questions for weirder games like Cho Aniki.

  • Vlad

    Nope don't see eve on there.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    "Minecraft" under cerebral gaming?

    I've never been let down so quickly, so fiercely before.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Well, you can things like build logic gates and use them to build a working computer inside it so i think it can be pretty cerebral.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    If I were smart enough to build logic gates in minecraft, I wouldn't waste my time building logic gates in minecraft.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Logic gates can be made using movement or even water flow instead of electricity. Minecraft blocks aren't an exception to that. Minecraft is basically a digital Lego, you can build something simple, something beautiful or something absurdly complex. It is a good starting point to teach/understand what are logic gates and how they work.

  • Tyler AitchKay

    LEGO Digital Designer is basically a digital LEGO.

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  • Imadethisnameup

    I find this flowchart very disappointing.

  • Leftwinged_Bandit

    isn't the main character of okami female?

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    Yes. That's a hot bitch!

  • Guest

    surprised you posted the whole thing on teh front page, didn't chop that graphic in half or something

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