Heck Yeah, Risk Of Goring: The Dinosaur Pet Guide

February 19, 2014


Note: Larger version HERE in case you want to print it out and hang by the register in your fictional dino pet store.

This is the Dinosaur Pet Guide created by artist John Conway. It shows a couple different species of dinosaur and their various benefits and drawbacks. Honestly, at the rate our dinosaur cloning technology is going, I'd be happy to have ANY pet dinosaur before I die. Which, if the countdown on this ticking time-bomb in my lap is any indication, is less than eight minutes. Quick, somebody call MacGyver! "And?" Tell him I loved the episode where he made the sun-powered laser beam.

Thanks to BBQ, who agrees those robotic dinosaur pets they have now are the worst kind of dinosaur pets.

  • fdafda

    cormoranthignathus and velociturkey are good for me I suppose

  • Kaizer Chief

    Pretty cool, but I thought we'd already established that a Velociraptor was only about the same size as a chicken?

  • Hypnotosov

    At two meters long (1 if we discount the tail) and 15kg that would be one huge chicken!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    For comparisson it was around the size of the first dino in the pic. There are other similar but much bigger dinos but none had a name as cool as "raptor".

  • Hypnotosov

    John Conway is great, be sure to check out the rest of his work for more dinosaur goodness.

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