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So Jealous: Electric Mario Kart Ride-On Kart For Kids

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Because kids get all the coolest stuff, this is the Super Mario Kart Ride On Vehicle availablefor $200 from Toys R Us (and probably other places). It's an electric powered Mario Kart for kids (up to 70-lbs, or one of my testicles) with a top speed of 2.5MPH that plays sound effects from the game. You know, I've realized there's a fundamental difference in people who grew up driving a little electric car, and those who didn't. Because the ones who did were SPOILED and grow up to be SHITBAGS. Sorry, I'm just projecting. But is that enough to stop me from red-shelling all the kids in the neighborhood who get one of these? Yes (absolutely not, you bring the banana peels).

Thanks to PYY, who agrees no neighborhood stunt spectacular is complete without a jet-powered Power Wheels jump through a burning hoop over a pool of sharks.

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  • Dinosaur Rex

    Screw the rich kids, let's line them up and destroy all their electric cars, that'll teach them to not have rich parents.

  • Cathy Parsons

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  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Well, at least they'll have practice driving electric carts for when they need to drive an electric cart because they weigh 570 pounds, from lack of exercise.

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