Drunk Woman Kicked Off Plane After Guy Sitting Besides Her Refuses To Join The Mile-High Club

February 14, 2014


A drunk woman (above) was police-escorted off a flight bound for Salt Lake City, Utah, from Baltimore, Maryland, after threatening to kill the man sitting next to her for rebuking her advances and refusing to have sex with her. I know, it's hard to believe anybody wouldn't want to lose their mile-high club virginity on a Delta coach class trip from Baltimore to Salt Lake City. That is like, the stuff romance novels are made of. The babies crying, the people coughing, the no free drink or peanuts, a cramped bathroom that smells like ungodly hell from the @$$hole who emptied his intestines into the toilet before you. Yeah, this guy -- what an idiot. I've got the sneaking suspicion those two dudes on the right wouldn't have made the same mistake though. "Must be one of those gays," I imagine them convincing themselves.

Thanks to think of something funny, who isn't just a member of the mile high club, he's the president.

  • James Croutear-Foy

    She looks like Ray Winstone

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    She really does...

  • RDarker

    Not sure if attractive woman... or Gordon Ramsey with bewbs.

  • BeastmanAIDS

    hoe be rougher than Rockbiter's nuts yo

  • BOSS.Talks

    it was a publicity stunt, her lesbo cover was blown, this was an elaborate scheme to restore her reputation as a Straight lesbianistic woman

  • Guest

    wats dis cathrine roberts thing? i leiked Daisy

  • Michael Jones

    Soooooooo. Does the dude she propositioned look at all like a really bixy chick by chance?

  • asfdas

    wtf?! I thought that was gordon ramsay!?!

  • Jason Durrett
  • Joel Lamm

    Eminem is looking good these days!

  • Chaz Gomez

    That's a woman??? You sure that's not Simon Cowell???

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  • Anodos

    Haha, you always know just what to say, Cartherine!

  • Guest

    she was into dudes? looks like the defining stereotype of lesbian. aka yeah an awfully high resemblance to simon cowell

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