Sure to be all the rage in the goth community (which I am a huge proponent of), a group of cat breeders have developed Lykio Cats, a breed that stems from a genetic mutation in a domestic shorthair cat that prevents it from growing a full coat of fur (including on its face), giving it the appearance of a werewolf. Pretty cool, but I want a cat that looks like a FALCON. "That's big enough to ride?" That's big enough for BOTH OF US to ride. Technical stuff:
"Upon starting the program, we decided that testing would need to be done to ensure that we are not dealing with disease or disorders causing the hair coat appearance. Infectious disease tests were performed first in my clinic. DNA testing was done by UC Davis to confirm that these cats do not carry the Sphynx/Devon gene. We also performed a DNA panel for genetic disease, color, and blood type. At the University of Tennessee, dermatologists examined them for any skin abnormalities (and they too fell in love with these cats and we have quite a fan club there!). Along with biopsy samples of the skin, the dermatologists could find no reason for the coat pattern. What they did find is that some hair follicles lacked all the necessary components required to create hair (which is why they lack an undercoat). They also found that the follicles that were able to produce hair, lacked the proper balance of these components to maintain the hair (which is why the Lykoi do molt and become almost completely bald from time to time). Our cardiologist performed some cardiac scans to look for any structural problems with the heart.
In the end, we found that the cats are healthy, and the hair pattern is not from any known disease or disorder. It was determined that it was indeed a true natural mutation, and our breeding program began. September 14, 2011 we welcomed the first kitten from a Lykoi Cat to Lykoi Cat breeding.... She has been named "Daciana" and to date she is the only known second generation Lykoi."
Admittedly, I kind of want one. My only problem is there are so many shelter kitties that need good homes. And once you go and look at them in their little cages your heart melts and you just want to take them all home but you can't because that makes you a hoarder so you just pick one or two that really sing to your soul and then the next week they're climbing your f***ing curtains and walking all over the kitchen counter. And you love them. They'll shit right next to their litterbox but you love them.
Thanks to KidGorgeous, who's so gorgeous that trying to look at him is like trying to stare at the sun FROM ITS SURFACE.