Smokin' Wieners: Cannabis Flavored/Scented Condoms
These are Cannadoms, weed flavored pecker jackets. They cost €1.50 (~$2) apiece, and I'm not sure I trust my birth control to a weed-related company. What if they got high and forgot to manufacture tips on them all? Maybe they're just chronic flavored penis sleeves. Plus what if my girlfriend and I are getting all kinky in the bedroom with blindfolds and she smells my penis and takes a lighter to it? "She thought my penis was a joint," I imagine explaining to a nurse in the ER. "The biggest joint ever, actually -- write that in your files."
Thanks to lilco, who's not sure what the best condom flavor is, but is confident it's not ass.