Smokin' Wieners: Cannabis Flavored/Scented Condoms

February 17, 2014


These are Cannadoms, weed flavored pecker jackets. They cost €1.50 (~$2) apiece, and I'm not sure I trust my birth control to a weed-related company. What if they got high and forgot to manufacture tips on them all? Maybe they're just chronic flavored penis sleeves. Plus what if my girlfriend and I are getting all kinky in the bedroom with blindfolds and she smells my penis and takes a lighter to it? "She thought my penis was a joint," I imagine explaining to a nurse in the ER. "The biggest joint ever, actually -- write that in your files."

Thanks to lilco, who's not sure what the best condom flavor is, but is confident it's not ass.

  • Luka Mlinar

    I imagine Snoop Dog will be "all up in dis"

  • steveday72

    What if the MJ essence inspires "the munchies" and your man sausage gets chomped on?

  • cock stain

    Don't tell me weed is the new bacon

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Have to admit im getting sick of all the bacon+otherthing stuff going around now. I love bacon, but not enough to wash/drink/wear/live/smoke it...

  • Imadethisnameup

    GW please stop calling it Marijuana, it's cannabis.
    There's a difference.

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