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A Snorkel That Lets You Breathe Through Your Nose

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Snorkeling: it's like one step away from drowning. But now there's the Easybreath Snorkeling Mask, a snorkel that lets you breathe through your nose (just like on dry land!) for people who aren't coordinated enough to only breathe through their mouth. Fun fact: one time I was drowning and a mermaid saved my life by breathing into my mouth. "You sure you didn't steal that from a movie?" Nope, Hollywood stole it from my memoir, Kissed By A Mermaid -- The GW Story. "It's just a cover and eighty blank pages." Pretty clever, right? It's like a Choose Your Own Adventure book except you make ALL the decisions.

Hit the jump for a video I didn't watch.

Thanks to me, who's never felt safe snorkeling outside of the bathtub because sharks.

There are Comments.
  • Sergei Minchev

    This revolutionary mask was invented by me in 1995. Tribord produced тхе маск without asking me ... I wrote them email but no answer yet for now ....http://fr.espacenet.com/publicationDe...

  • Melissa M. Dailey

    Would you buy this?

  • nancy

    With all the colors I expected it to be called the "iBreathe"

  • flyppster

    Great invention, but it's a bunch of rich bit(#es whining that won't adapt to current technology. They'll use money to adapt to their whiny a$$ instead.

  • merrickal

    Laziness breeds creativity I suppose.

  • Rick_McRockock

    I would have replied to this earlier but my Commodore 64 takes a while to boot up.

  • Patrick

    what crawled up your ass and died? as time goes on technologies advance and become more convenient. Don't hate on people that want to use smart phones when you prefer to hang onto your Motorola DynaTAC brick.

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